Pick 20 movies/TV shows/video games/literary works/webcomics and put their summaries from Better Than it Sounds (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanItSounds) and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess

1.  An incompetent scientist living in his father's shadow, his really violent bodyguard, and two dopey sons go on adventures Beth/Dupa_Dupa (The Venture Bros.)

2.  European thieves are defeated by man without shoes couwy (Die Hard)

3. Ayn Rand fights The Mafia twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Then you show up and resolve the situation. With a magical hand that shoots bees. zack hoagie/Dupa_Dupa (Bioshock)
 
4. Distractingly manly gourmet kills a MILF for money   ADarkerPorpoise (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)

5. A kid runs away from the circus, learns psychic powers by collecting random junk to earn merit badges, and must save the world from an angry midget and a mad dentist zack hoagie/Z.S. Ghost/Dupa_Dupa (Psychonauts)

6. . Break the laws of physics repeatedly while being carted around a desolate laboratory by an insane computer  Blair (Portal)

7. Three refugees from a chain gang wander around the Depression-era South hassoutobi/zack hoagie/Z.S. Ghost (O Brother, Where Art Thou)

8. The Holocaust with... we would say funny animals but that just doesn't work. hassoutobi/zack hoagie (Maus)

9. A rock band consisting entirely of nerds named either John or Daniel, except for the one guy named Marty. And there's an accordion.  Beth (They Might Be Giants)

10. Some guys from Alabama pretend to be aliens and play instrumental songs Ambisagrus (Man or Astro-man?) 

11. A short guy who plays the banjo is convinced to go into show business. Along his way to Hollywood, he teams up with a struggling comedian, a portly, bad-tempered would-be actress who knows karate, a plumber with a chicken fetish, and other oddballs. He also has to avoid a restaurateur who really wants the short guy to be his new spokesperson.   Z.S. Ghost (The Muppet Movie)

12. A travel agent must stop an evil plot to steal train tickets ADarkerPorpoise (Grim Fandango)

13.  A magical wolf paints her way to victory Dupa_Dupa (Okami)

14. Bring a bat to a gunfight, run very slowly with a gun that's too large for you, die trying to set people on fire, heal the ungrateful masses, stand very still and hope nobody notices you, blow yourself up trying to reach new heights, set bombs in a corner and wait for people to step on them, solve the same puzzle ("use rifle on man") over and over again, or build some buildings Ambisagrus (Team Fortress 2) 

15.  '80s yuppie has serious mental issues Beth (American Psycho)

16. A trigger-happy botanist and an elderly sanitation worker fall in love. Then they rescue some fat people from a steering wheel  couwy (WALL-E)

17. Man has another bad camping trip (or perhaps the same one), then beats himself up about an upcoming surgery. Furniture laughs at him.   zack hoagie (Evil Dead 2)

18.  An optimistic transvestite and a washed up has-been make a few movies. Based on a true story. zack hoagie (Ed Wood)

19.  About 70% comics about historical figures/events/occurrences, many of them Canadian. The rest are mostly about the author as a child.   Beth (Hark!  A Vagrant!)

20. Four kids from around the world play a game that may or may not be destroying the world while being trolled by temporally dislocated... er, trolls Ambisagrus (MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck)

Nope, neither do I!

I'm just gonna spare my stupid voice and just answer those questions here.

- rain_is_sun wrote "If you were in a rock band, what would you play?"

If I played guitar, I wouldn't mind doing that, but I would probably be best suited or vocals, instrumental knowledge or not. Singing is something I do real well and I like doing it.

- pepperlandrudie wrote "What is your biggest fear? Like, phobia-type fear"

Isolophobia, commonly known as the fear of being alone. I absolutely hate being alone without knowing someone is coming back(yes, I have the cognitive abilities of a baby). Mostly the fear is manifested through the fact that I have the constant, nagging belief that I'm going to die alone. It constantly scares the everloving shit out of me that I might die without being with anyone. I'm not afraid of death, just afraid of dying alone.

Okay because I jokingly stated to ignore the first voice post, I guess some people actually DID.

So now you guys get this:  another chance.

Ask away(again), leave a comment, then I'll make another voice post I guess.

thesearesongs.blogspot.com/


Give me NEW songs(ones you think I haven't heard before), I will talk about them.

I'm doing this for a year and, while Beth is being a huge help in this thing, I don't want it to be entirely her songs.  The blog isn't called These Are Beth's Songs.  I want you guys to give me your musical interests too.

Singing:

- Golden Slumbers by The Beatles (http://www.box.net/shared/qgunpsg1im)

- Let My Love Open the Door by Pete Townshend (http://www.box.net/shared/pq3lxfa2z6)

- Sober by Tool (http://www.box.net/shared/aealjd0780)

- Silent Night, a traditional Christmas s- do I really need to explain this one (http://www.box.net/shared/bzlc4he6rh)

Another batch of recordings I recorded for people from records.  recorded

"Private Eyes" - Hall & Oates (Contains clapping): http://www.box.net/shared/dnnbhy3cgb

"Africa" - Toto (Done for a friend named Colleen, hence the name and opening): http://www.box.net/shared/o307n8acnf

"Fuck Her Gently" - Tenacious D (Hear the song that actually made someone call my voice "sexy"): http://www.box.net/shared/3f33oos4xz

"Tom Sawyer" - Rush (I make noises resembling instruments and then forget the ending of Tom Sawyer so I strangely turn it into Spoonman by Soundgarden.  Contains ridiculousy loud falsetto singing): http://www.box.net/shared/gqtvjpshtr

"Open Arms" - Journey (Holy crap am I proud of this one): http://www.box.net/shared/h1kcnudjv5